funnierinpylean:

feelinghellastabby:

rolorevolution:

kaimialaimaka:

seriouslyamerica:

New favorite meme: Old Economy Steven

Everyone I’d like you to meet my father.

this is accurate lol

Ugh this is absolutely my dad.

fuck the boomers, seriously

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Spinning while doing super mega house cleaning. It’s super crystal coke bottle clear! Unlike *some* people’s milky coke bottle blue records…*cough* @screamin_wray *cough*

Spinning while doing super mega house cleaning. It’s super crystal coke bottle clear! Unlike *some* people’s milky coke bottle blue records…*cough* @screamin_wray *cough*

superweirdfuntimes:

I laughed WAAAYYYY to long at this…

superweirdfuntimes:

I laughed WAAAYYYY to long at this…

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Oh it’s cool. I’m sure your need to walk around, shouting your way through normal conversations, banging on every surface within a 4-foot radius of yourself definitely supersedes my need to maybe someday just get a solid 6 hours of sleep a night. No worries.

One of my veins is laying in a stupid place right now and I can see my pulse and it’s like whoooaaaaa super trippy.

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Have been visiting with coworker’s kitties + rat for a few days. Also snakes. Everybody gets petting but the snakes.

Have been visiting with coworker’s kitties + rat for a few days. Also snakes. Everybody gets petting but the snakes.

ramoorebooks:

opinionatedlez:

Here are some awesome and empowering quotes from several very strong female celebrities. 

And Kristen Stewart.

I have a problem with Nicki Minaj trying to be a role model for girls or an inspiration for women when she brings forth such masterful lyrics as “you a stupid hoe” (yes, spelled h-o-e as well). Super empowering!

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